Chinese Navy “Moons” U.S. Vessel
In a breaking story Monday morning, the Chinese navy has pulled a high school-style prank on a U.S. vessel in the South China sea. Reportedly, a Chinese intelligence ship and four other vessels surrounded the USNS Impeccable, came dangerously close to the ship and then Chinese crew members sprayed the U.S. vessel with fire […]
This Is What You Get, FOX, When You Hire Bimbos Instead of Reporters
So when the putrid 49ers fired head coach Mike Nolan after posting a 2-5 record and replaced him with Chicago Bears legend Mike Singletary, they surely hoped the team would start winning games. Uh, not so much. Singletary’s first game as the Niners’ interim head coach Sunday ended in a sloppy 34-13 loss […]
Shaq: “Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes”
“Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes” by Shaquille O’Neal on FunnyOrDie.com
One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time, George Carlin, passed away at 71 today in Los Angeles. While George might not have gotten better with age, his unique brand of comedy became more meaningful to me as I got older. I hoped that he’d continue to write and rant and perform […]
New ‘House That Ruth Built’ Built
The first photos from inside the new Yankee Stadium hit the web yesterday. And it looks pretty amazing. The new stadium, which some have dubbed “The House the A-Rod Built” (dry heave) is set to open in 2009 and offers season tickets from $100 a seat in the upper deck to the highly […]
NFL Sends ‘Perfect’ Patriots Gear to Nicaragua
This week, the NFL and the Christian humanitarian organization World Vision are sending thousands of Super Bowl t-shirts and hats valued at over $10 million to to impoverished areas in Nicaragua. Just days after the Giants’ miraculous Super Bowl victory, children in the poorest and most remote villages in Nicaragua will get to don […]
Don Imus, the grouchy 67-year-old disc jockey, returns to radio Monday morning after an 8-month banishment for making racially charged remarks. New York’s conservative talk radio station WABC-AM has hired Imus to fill its 6-9 morning slot with the “Imus in the Morning” program and like his old show on WFAN, the new show […]
A mentally-ill New Hampshire man walked into Hillary Clinton’s Rochester, New Hampshire headquarters Friday claiming to have explosives strapped to his chest and demanded to speak to Senator Clinton. However, Clinton was in Washington and the “explosives” turned out to be highway flares. But that didn’t stop 47-year-old Leeland Eisenberg from orchestrating a […]