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One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time, George Carlin, passed away at 71 today in Los Angeles. While George might not have gotten better with age, his unique brand of comedy became more meaningful to me as I got older. I hoped that he’d continue to write and rant and perform […]

The first photos from inside the new Yankee Stadium hit the web yesterday. And it looks pretty amazing. The new stadium, which some have dubbed “The House the A-Rod Built” (dry heave) is set to open in 2009 and offers season tickets from $100 a seat in the upper deck to the highly […]

This week, the NFL and the Christian humanitarian organization World Vision are sending thousands of Super Bowl t-shirts and hats valued at over $10 million to to impoverished areas in Nicaragua. Just days after the Giants’ miraculous Super Bowl victory, children in the poorest and most remote villages in Nicaragua will get to don […]

Don Imus, the grouchy 67-year-old disc jockey, returns to radio Monday morning after an 8-month banishment for making racially charged remarks. New York’s conservative talk radio station WABC-AM has hired Imus to fill its 6-9 morning slot with the “Imus in the Morning” program and like his old show on WFAN, the new show […]

A mentally-ill New Hampshire man walked into Hillary Clinton’s Rochester, New Hampshire headquarters Friday claiming to have explosives strapped to his chest and demanded to speak to Senator Clinton. However, Clinton was in Washington and the “explosives” turned out to be highway flares. But that didn’t stop 47-year-old Leeland Eisenberg from orchestrating a […]

In America, the tattoo, once a symbol of youthful indiscretion and rebellion, has become an item so ordinary that a college girl’s lower back or an NBA player’s shoulder looks strange without one. What used to be for bikers and rock stars is now for the masses and as an AP story Monday points […]

I’ve been waiting for this since last summer when I saw ads on the Showtime network pitching its newest show, “Californication” starring David Duchovny. As soon as I saw Mulder cruising down a California highway with the word “Californication” plastered on the screen, I had a thought. Well two thoughts actually. The […]

Barry Bonds and his massive head have been indicted by a grand jury for perjury and obstruction of justice and could face 30 years in prison for being a fatheaded, holier-than-thou liar. I don’t think I could have handled another season of watching Bonds go from ballpark to ballpark, lying to reporters, lying to […]

Not to sound like Bill O’Reilly by proclaiming “wars” on things, but it appears there really is a war on cigarette smokers in America. I feel compelled to begin by saying that smoking is harmful to your health and leads to lung cancer, emphysema and bad breath. And kids, it doesn’t make you […]