China Bitch-Slaps U.S. in Denmark
As my buddy Dhiraj once said, "nobody does individual sports better than the Chinese."  The U.S. female gymnastics team learned this the hard way in Denmark Wednesday when the Chinese lady gymnasts stunned the Americans and won their first world championship.  The U.S. team dominated the preliminaries and everyone expected them to do the same in the finals. Suffice it to say, going into Wednesday's finals, the idea of the Chinese girls knocking off the Americans was about as likely as any of the participants having a regular menstrual cycle.  But two bad falls and some stumbling left the Americans .85 of a point short of China's total score of 181.35.  The Chinese men's team took the gold on Tuesday, giving China a clean sweep at this year's championship.  Hey, quit looking at this girl's privates.  She's a serious gymnast, not a stripper.  The Chinese female team made a major statement to the gymnastics world that with less than two years before the Beijing Olympics, this is not the same team that took 7th place in Athens.  This team is shorter, has smaller breasts and has higher voices than the team of old.  Watch out for China gymnastics fans.

•Xinhua: Chinese Women Team Make History to 1st Champions (actual headline)