New Ab Machine Riding Dirty

Exercising has become more rewarding in China as the iGallop, made by Singaporean company OSIM, has become an increasingly popular home machine.  Through its zero-impact, tri-axial riding action, the iGallop stregthens abnominals, thighs, hips and ass.  No, for real, this thing's all about the ass and by ass I don't mean toning, I mean getting.  I was in a mall two days ago and a young, nice-looking Chinese girl was trying this thing out.  She was sitting on this vibrating saddle with a totally straight face as hundreds of lunch hour shoppers walked by.  Here is the Chinese commercial for iGallop.  I mean really, you be the judge-- exercise equipment or bona fide sex machine?