College Football Clips That Have Nothing to Do with College Football
Considering my team completely sucks this year, I have had to find joy in aspects of college football this season that have nothing to do the football itself. So I thought it may be interesting to share the best clips from college football that have actually zero to do with the games themselves.
So let’s begin with the Texas-UTEP game last weekend. Texas won 42-13, but again, this has to do with the game, so who cares. As you’ll see in the video, there are two UTEP fans that are just as bored with their Miners as I am with my Wolverines. Except, whereas I turn to beer when my team is sucking, these two turn to manual sex, in public, in front of thousands of people. Watch this one carefully.
Which brings us to this weekend, when the 23rd-ranked Cal Golden Bears got upset by Maryland 35-27. But again, the score is not what’s important. What is important is that Cal running back did exactly what I wanted to do every time Michigan fumbled this weekend. Seven times! Seven! Have you ever seen a team fumble seven times in a game? To be clear, this is exactly what I felt like doing. But it never happened.
I wanted to throw up so bad during the Michigan game yesterday, I might have considered allowing a Maryland cornerback swiftly slam me to the ground. I miss Lloyd Carr.