Dick Ticked by China’s Arms Buildup
U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney ripped China’s militarism in a speech Friday in Sydney. Cheney told the Australian-American Leadership Dialogue that “last month’s anti-satellite test and China’s continued fast-paced military buildup are less constructive and are not consistent with China’s stated goal of a peaceful rise.” Cheney praised the Chinese government’s role in the negotiations leading to North Korea’s half-ass agreement to somewhat shut down its nuclear program. However, Dick said that “other actions by the Chinese government send a different message.” The Chinese government responded to Cheney’s criticism by saying, “Isn’t he the guy who shot that dude in the face?” As Dick spit his venom down under, around 100 anti-war protestors held signs outside that read “Go home Cheney,” “Chain Up Cheney” and my favorite, “Cheney’s a dick.” Reuters reported that one protestor wore a skeleton suit, draped herself in an American flag and dragged two animal carcasses around. Not sure what this is supposed to represent, but good on you mate for making a spectacle. While in Australia, Cheney commended Australia and Prime Minister John Howard (who happens to look a lot like Cheney) for “never wavering on the war on terror.” When did “never wavering” become so hip for these guys? Though similar to Tony Blair, many believe John Howard is about to waver. With 2007 elections approaching, his party’s approval ratings are piss poor and over two thirds of Australians are calling for Howard to withdraw troops from Iraq. Now that we’re on the topic of Iraq, isn’t it getting a bit ridiculous for these U.S. policy makers to travel all over the world criticizing the militarism of other countries like China? It’s almost as hypocritical as being rabidly anti-gay while, at the same time, having a lesbian daughter.
•Reuters: Cheney Raises Concerns About China