Republican Congressman Mark Foley resigned Friday as news broke that he had written sexually explicit emails and IMs to male, teenage congressional pages. I’ll stop there. You either know about this story or don’t care. What I care about is how a U.S. Congressman gets his cybersex on. So here is an excerpt from the ABCNews.com transcript of Foley’s chat. Congressman Foley is “Maf54″.
Teen: haha
Maf54: and gram the one eyed snake
Maf54: grab
Teen: not tonight…dont get to excited
Maf54: well your hard
Teen: that is true
Maf54: and a little horny
Teen: and also tru
Maf54: get a ruler and measure it for me
Teen: ive already told you that
Maf54: tell me again
Teen: 7 and 1/2
Maf54: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Maf54: beautiful
Flumesday: Sorry Maf, sorry Teen, I had to go take a phone call. LOL!!
Flumesday: Let me scroll up and see what you guys were talking about…
Flumesday: OMG! Congressman, you’re sick! How often do you make him measure his dick? And what was going on there with the super long “um”? You guys are gross!
Flumesday: I’m outta here! TTYL : (
•ABC: Full IM Transcript
•CNN: Full Story
•Huffington: Meet the Real GOP