Screech Pulls Off ‘Dirty Sanchez’
Dustin Diamond, the actor who played Screech Powers in NBC’s “Saved By the Bell” has made a sex video. Yes folks, Screech stars in his own 40-minute porn in which Diamond, 29, has all sorts of sex with 2 women at the same time. Gossip site TMZ reports that in the video, Diamond pulls off the notorious “Dirty Sanchez” which is slang for the loving act whereby a man uses his penis to paint a mustache on his partner with her own feces. Diamond apparently is flat broke and filmed the video in order to make some money and ignite a pathetic post-Bell career. Although Lisa Turtle routinely got stuck with Screech by default, Turtle reportedly was not one of the ladies in the video. Since milking “Saved By the Bell” for all it was worth including a stint with the putrid “New Class”, Diamond has pursued a stand-up comedy career. Unfortunately, I’ve seen his stand-up and it elicits more pity than laughter. Hence, he’s flat broke. Diamond and his manager are shopping the vids to Hustler and Vivid Video for widespread release.
I may have to spend some time with this tape. Not laughing it up with a bunch of guys but by myself with the shades drawn.
Dude, that’s sick.
I seriously need to see this with a lot of plum wine and a group of similarly sick people. It’s going to be a riot.
Mark Morford had a great column in the San Francisco Chronicle about how the Crocodile Hunter’s death was recorded but how the only thing left that people still really don’t want to see is actual death. But I think I would actually rather see actual death than see this. –Flume Fan 1, New York
Uhhh, anonymous, you should really just use your real name: Maf54…
What the fuck!